Cat → Randombred
Winter Park, FL
|Last Login: 5 years ago||Member Since: December, 2007|
"small cat wants to advertise her cuteness"
Age: 2[human years]
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Female - Single and Searching
My Claim to Fame: i come from a jail cell in the backstreets of miami... im a hialeah bitch and i will cut you. but damnit im cute.... and you better notice.
im really long, and kind of awkward looking, but oh so adorable. im really quite sweet if you pay enough attention to me.
Nicknames: small cat
Astrological Sign: Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: ill cut you.
Coloring: Black, Gray, Silver, Dirty
Afflictions and Maladies: im perfect.
Tricks: being cute, roll on back and pose in the center of the room
Toys: catnip in a sock, lexie (the dog next door)
Sights: something to kill
My Dislikes: water. flea treatment. collars.
For Friends, I Prefer: Animals outside my species
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: Larger Animals
Grooming: How about I groom you? ;)
Religious or Ideological Preference: Other
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on *your* mood ;)
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination
Turn Offs: being ignored, getting wet, non-filtered water to drink
Turn Ons: cozy laps and admiration
About My Family: i started out with two humans, but then we moved out of city and i got bounced around for a while between the two, and finally me and my favorite human moved to winter park. shes pretty awesome.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: while climing up the side of my cage to get attention when i was a few weeks old at the pound in miami. what a retched place.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: i dont know, ask her, im cute.
Strong Suits: im cute.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: ill get back to you on that.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites cat nip, snake hunting, terrorizing the dog next door, tricking people into telling me how adorable i am
Relationship History: psh...