Mammal → Critter → Ferret
Detroit, Michigan
| Last Login: 115 days ago | Member Since: April, 2008 |
"Crazy Ferret Seeking a Crazy Buddy"
Age: 1[human year]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I'm such a great thief, my family always loses things but do they really?
Nicknames: Bue Bue, Ferret B, Ferret Bueller
Astrological Sign: Aries: March 21 - April 19
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: One in my ear to let people know my owner was responsible and neutered me!
Coloring: Brown, Black, White
Markings: All That and More
My Favorite...Tricks: Hopping From Couch to Couch
Treats: Bandit Treats, Carrots
Foods: Marshall Critter Food, and the occasional Meow Mix
Toys: Remote Controls, and Bouncing Balls that are way bigger then me
Words: Any one of my names
Noises: Hearing my Family walk in the house
Sights: Looking out the Door
Websites: This one
My Dislikes: Being put off the bed
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Only When Necessary
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: Bathing is Fundamental
Religious or Ideological Preference: None
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
I Sleep: All the Time
Bathroom Habits: Housetraining is a work-in-progress
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
Turn Offs: I'm not sure
Turn Ons: I'm not sure
About My Family: Wonderful, family life! I miss them when they go to work and school.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: When they picked me up at a pet store.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: I stole 100.oo from her, and she has yet to find it. I'm sure she will when she really needs it!
Strong Suits: I'm a great alarm clock, I climb on the bed at 3:30 am every morning and bite Guardian's toes so she can go to work!
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Climb up to the ceiling using the kitchen pantry, and getting into the fridge without using the door!
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites I like to play DDR with my Guardian, and also help with homework on the laptop.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: I can't date but I can have friends
The Perfect Day For Me: Being cuddled, fed, played with and just having my family around me all day!
Relationship History: I never had a relationship, I'm too young!
