Mammal → Rabbit
|Last Login: 5 years ago||Member Since: April, 2008|
"I AM SMALL AND FULL OF AGGRESSION. "
Age: 0[human years]
Looking For: a pen pal, a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: HELLO MY NAME IS EBONEY, I AM A SMALL RABBIT. I AM ALL BLACK, PURE BLACK, SHINEY BLACK COAT. I HAVE BLACK BROWN EYES. A LITTLE HEAD. AND A SMALL BODY. I AM A LESBIAN RABBIT, I LOVE TO HUMP MY MOMMY RABBIT, AND SISTER RABBIT. WE LIVE WITH A MALE RABBIT CHA- CHA.EVEN THOUGH HE IS IN THE CAGE NEXT TO ME. HE SCARES ME CAUSE HE IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ME. I HATE MALE RABBITS, I THINK I DO. I LIKE TO BE AGGRESSIVE, I DON'T LIKE ANYONE /SOMEONE BEING AGGRESSIVE WITH ME. I LIKE TO CALL THE SHOTS. I AM MEAN, AND I AM TERRITORIAL. DON'T MESS WITH ME. CAUSE I MIGHT SCRATCH.
Nicknames: I HAVE NONE.
Astrological Sign: Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Got Papers? I'm a poster child for the melting pot.
I'm Looking for Someone... Far, Far Away
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small Head, Big Body
Tattoos: I WILL GIVE YOU A TATOO!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE.!!!!!!!SCRATCH, SCRATCH. SCRATCH!!
Afflictions and Maladies: I AM VERY TERRITORIAL. I SCRATCH. I DON'T LIKE TO BE PICKED UP. I LIKE FEMALE RABBITS ONLY. NOT MALE. I STOMP MY FOOT A LOT. AND I AM JEALOUS, I HAVE A STRONG SEX DRIVE, I LIKE TO HUMP ALOT, I DON'T CARE WHAT FEMALE RABBIT IT IS, I WILL , I DON'T CARE, ITS ALL ABOUT ME. I HATE IT! ITS ALWAYS PEARL, PEARL,PEARL!!!!!!!
Tricks: i like to jump on my sissy pearl back and mother charleigh's and surprise them.lol and show them whos boss.
Treats: is'nt eating a treat??
Foods: i like rabbit pellets, carrots, celery.
Toys: i like to chew on boxes.
Words: i am all that and a bag of chips," i am the bomb!!!!!!!!!!"
Noises: sounds of me eating.
Sights: backs of other rabbits.
Websites: any website all about me.lol
My Dislikes: pearl, cha-cha. anyone who does not treat me like a queen, and anyone who disrespects me.
For Friends, I Prefer: Animals in my breed
I Drink: Sink/tub Water
I Eat: Animal Food
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Wiccan
Loner or a Joiner? Loner - I hate pets AND people
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Wandering Solo
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: If you touch me, you're doing it at your own risk
Eat Poop? Yeah, but don't judge me by it
We Can't All Be Perfect! Humping
Turn Offs: male rabbits. people who don't fall at my feet. pearl . cha-cha.
Turn Ons: female rabbits. bring it on!!!!!!!!! big butts.
About My Family: i live in cage with my sis pearl, who everyone loves. yuck!!!!!!! and my nasty mommy charleigh, she is such a freak. my daddy cha-cha is in a cage next to us.he scares me, i am really afraid of him he is so big and black, like a bull. he is very mean, he jumps on my head. and is rough with me. i also live with a cat victoria. she is alright. i purfure her to pearl anyday. i also live with a married human couple and their three noisey children.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: when i open my eyes, on day fourteen of life, i saw my humans. i could see they were laughing at me.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: is that when i was a baby i had a small bloated body and a head that looked like a thumbnail sticking out. i was funny looking.
Strong Suits: i can scratch really good, and give it to pearl real good. lol hee, hee, hee.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: was jump on my mom and then pearl . i have no shame.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites being mean and nasty.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: humping girl rabbits.
The Perfect Day For Me: humping.
Relationship History: my mom and sister pearl.
Other Thoughts: my human owner is a shamed of me, and my behavior with pearl and charleigh, she keeps our cage in the grauge because of it. she finds it nasty and distrubing.