|Last Login: 5 years ago||Member Since: April, 2008|
Age: 0[human years]
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance, a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging, Friends, Breeding
Living With: It's Complicated
My Claim to Fame: I am the brightest, I am the fastest and I will make all your dreams come flew...oops I mean true. (fruedian slip) No, really, I am a layed back duck and I like to float along on my lake and eat lots of bread crumbs(so THAT'S what the humans are good for) and algea. Donald and Daffy got nothin on Poopsie.
Tricks: I wiggle when I waddle but i don't fall down
Treats: sunny days and somethin to chase!
Foods: Pumpernickel/rye--staled to perfection, baby fishes, and fruit flies: mmmm tasty!
Toys: just show me where the water is and I'll make due
Words: "Poopsie! Bread!"
Noises: mating calls
Sights: the sky when its pink and orange and the water when its green and purple
Websites: this one, of course.
My Dislikes: one human is ok but many humans tend to ruffle my feathers
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: You Care?
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: Bathing is Fundamental
Religious or Ideological Preference: Buddhist
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - I prefer small groups
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Naturally
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination
Turn Offs: birds that don't get me
Turn Ons: i like it the way i like it when i want it and i shouldn't have to tell you about either.