Mammal → Critter → Mouse
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 155 days ago | Member Since: May, 2008 |
"Hung like a...Field Mouse"
Age: 199[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I am a squirrel...with out the marketing plan, I love fruit, chewing on plastic, and annoying my family
Nicknames: yikes! eeew!
Astrological Sign: Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Never had it, Never will.
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: Shaggy
Coloring: Brown
Markings: Splotches
Afflictions and Maladies: sometimes I bring the Black plauge...but only sometimes I promise.
My Favorite...Foods: fruit, plastic, cardboard, lettuce
Toys: piles of rags, cedar chips,
Words: poopy
Noises: farts and burps
Sights: boobs
Websites: ronjeremy.com
My Dislikes: mean people
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Toilet Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Pastafarian (FSM)
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - The more the merrier!
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Wandering Solo
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? I kicked the habit
We Can't All Be Perfect! Eye Boogers
Turn Offs: traps, large pans, shoes,
Turn Ons: cheese, peanut butter, boobs
