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Where'd my sticks go?

Hello to all my wonderful animal friends. You guys are the best and don't ever let anyone tell you any different!

Okay, so I go outside today and go to one of my favorite places - the porch - and all my sticks are GONE!!!! I had a nice collection going on, just in case someone wanted to play fetch, didn't want to run low. Now they are all gone and I have to start over. This just "ruff"les my fur. Has anyone else has this problem? If so, where do you think they went? Where should I look? Okay, thanks for listening and if any of you cool animals have any ideas, please let me know!

The Bubbanator

Pando

You want me to help you

You want me to help you Bubba? I have a detective agency. I only have it so I can finance my movies but I've got my sisters working the stick beat and they're very good!
PANDO

Bubba

Hi Pando! Yes, I will take

Hi Pando! Yes, I will take all the help I can get. Oh, and let me know what movies you are in and I'll be sure to watch, this way I can tell everyone I know you! I will be so popular! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Rainbow

Bubba, My agency's called

Bubba, My agency's called PANDO K-9 SLEUTHS.
The movie I'm producing, writing, and starring in is the sequel to CASANOVA. It's titled CANINOVA.
I won Best Dog in a Supporting Role for "No Kennel for Old Dogs," didn't you see me?
You could be in CANINOVA if you want! I've got lotsa girls for the female roles but no guys yet. And you've got star quality.
PANDO

Pando

Bubba that was my sister

Bubba that was my sister typing for me 'cause she wants to be Assistant Director in my movie. Has she been writing to you? GRRRRRR... She's such a gossip monger!
PANDO

Yeti

Me eat yer sticks! Me just

Me eat yer sticks! Me just kidding.

Rainbow

Yeti I gonna grab you by the

Yeti I gonna grab you by the neck if you don't stop. Chupa Chupa this!
We could be friends but you're being mean! GRRRRR...
PANDO

Bubba

Thanks for all of the great

Thanks for all of the great responses.

Pando or Rainbow not sure who's messaging, I would love to hire you to find my sticks. I'm sure I can get the bag of Beneful and I get treats, I'll do my best to save them for you and not eat them!

Pando, I would love to be in your movie! I'm very good and listen to instructions very well. I'm a big hit with the ladies!

Yeti, would you really eat my sticks? :(

Now on a positive note, I have started gathering more sticks! I've got this HUGE stick or log that I've been working on. It's going to take me a while but I will get more sticks! So much work, so little time.....

Gabbi

Hey Bubba, I'll tell you

Hey Bubba,

I'll tell you where you're sticks went if you don't get mad.....mommy cleaned them off the porch, she said it was a mess! Do I get the bag of Beneful and all your treats? Sorry, she put them back in the woods behind the house, maybe she put them close enough for you to get them back. I barked at her and tried to tell her you would be upset but she didn't listen. I would help you but she keeps me on the leash when we go out, I'll help you play though.

Rainbow

Bubba this is Rainbow now.

Bubba this is Rainbow now. My brother Pando owns the detective agency and he is very greedy. I was gonna help you pro bono 'cause I think you're cute! But I'm glad your sister Gabbi found your sticks. And Gabbi don't worry about the Beneful, we can all play with the sticks once you find them.
Bow

Gabbi

Rainbow, Thanks for clearing

Rainbow,

Thanks for clearing that up. My brother Bubba was so confused he called me over to the computer to ask me to clear up the confusion. Sorry your brother is so greedy, that must be very hard for you. We found the sticks and Bubba is very slowly bringing them back. I like to play sticks too, but Bubba is so much better at bringing them back. I can fetch but then I just drop them. It would be so cool to play together once they are all back! Thanks for your help, Bubba appreciates it (and I do to).

Gabbi
(Please tell your brother, he's nice and all but I don't want to be confused no more - I'm not as SMART as him and it takes time for me to figure things out. LOL)

Rainbow

Oh Gabbi I don't pay

Oh Gabbi I don't pay attention to my brother. He LIES 'cause he's an attention hog. He writes all the girls here that he's making a movie, just so he can get them to his pad.
Yeah we'll play with the sticks, but maybe we should let my brother Pando play with us anyway, 'cause he's the king of the sticks! Maybe you and I can just be cheerleaders. I'll get us uniforms and pom-poms you wanna?
Rainbow

Gabbi

Hehehe, you're so funny! I

Hehehe, you're so funny! I would love to be a cheerleader, I think we would look so cute in the uniforms and use pom poms! Sounds like soooooo much fun! Pando & Bubba can hang out and us beautiful girls can make sure they don't do anything wrong and have a bark session. Can't wait!

Gabbi

Rainbow

We better practice Gabbi!

We better practice Gabbi! BRING IT ON! :)
Rainbow

Fiddle

Bubba, the same thing

Bubba, the same thing happened with my favorite pots of dirt on the porch that I'd taken a shine to. One day they were just up and gone. To get back at my lady, I pooped on the bed. WAIT -- DON'T DO THAT! Take my advice, don't poop on the bed. Just keep gathering sticks again.

Bubba

Fiddle, why do our humans

Fiddle, why do our humans take our cherished things? I worked hard getting my supply of sticks. I take it that pooping on the bed doesn't work? I'm guess you might have gotten in trouble? I think your right, I won't try it. But what do I do if they take my sticks again? Any advice?

Pippi

I've never tried pooping on

I've never tried pooping on the bed, but I did pee on it when I got mad. Didn't work out very well. Found out Mom can out do me on the mad thing. She was not happy. I try to hide my toys so they won't disappear. I also scatter them so that if Mom tries to pick any up I have time to grab the others and run. She may get some of them but it's harder for her to get all of them.

~ Pippi

Bubba

Pippi, I've never done my

Pippi,

I've never done my business on the bed, but my sister Gabbi has and that didn't go over well at all. She wasn't allowed on the bed for a while after that.

That's a good idea about scattering my favorite things. I never would have thought of that. You must be one smart doggie. I'm going to try it out. Thanks for the tip!

Bubba