Mammal → Critter → Ferret → Domestic
Boca Raton, FL
|Last Login: 2 years ago||Member Since: June, 2008|
"Human feet are for nipping at"
Age: 7[human years]
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Messaging
My Claim to Fame: I am the grumpiest middle child. If you are not one of my two favorite people, I will scare you out of the house by sticking my teeth in your heel. I also enjoy squeaky pig toys. I don't know what it is about them, but I squeak and jump with the joy of a pig-ferret fight. If you are in the way of the pig, get out of the way if you know what's good for you!
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Tattoos: Two on my ear, marking me as from a particular breeding place in New York.
Tricks: Hiding things from the humans.
Treats: All that stuff the humans eat
Foods: Ferret food, of course
Toys: Squeaky pig, Koosh balls, anything squishy that I can pick up and hide
Noises: Squeak, crinkle
For Friends, I Prefer: Animals in my species
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Only When Necessary
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: No Habla Bana
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Eternally, R.I.P.
Bathroom Habits: Indoors, and I know just the place
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Litter Tracking
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: Dad decided Belle needed a friend to keep her company. He, Mom, and Erik the son picked me up at the pet store and surprised Brooke the daughter with me.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: When I was first brought home, I curled up in my food bowl, right on top of my food, instead of sleeping in the fluffy towel the humans thought I would sleep in.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I opened my cage myself, then wandered into the next door neighbor's garage. The neighbor found me and brought me back home, asking my humans if that was where I belonged.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Biting strangers' feet, hiding squishy things in collections throughout the house, sleeping
My Ideal First Date Would Be: Sniffing a new ferret's butt to decide whether he or she is worth befriending. In the case of a dog, I would enjoy tackling his nose when he comes to check me out.
The Perfect Day For Me: Sleeping.
Relationship History: I was neutered and didn't meet any boy ferrets. Belle didn't like me very much. I took away from her stardom when I joined her home. She used to drag me by the ear when I was little, but we got to be good friends later. Cleo had a wonderful smelling butt. We were friends immediately. Tyson the dog enjoyed sniffing me, but his big wet dog nose was too much for me, so I bit it.