Cat
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 1 year ago | Member Since: December, 2008 |
"i be in da internets!"
Age: 1[human year]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging
Living With: Couple
My Claim to Fame: i own all dese peeples. dey werks for me. dey makes me fuds. i trains dem to be gud and protects dem by chewing alla da ends offa their pointy plants. it is a hard life, and dey does not appreciates all i does, but dey is not so smart as me, so i tries to be understanding.
i has to be a internet kitty so i can keep up with my peeples in south carolinas and their buster-dog. meebe i can find my own muzaks to play too. i likes muzaks.
Nicknames: "erragggh!" (dey calls me dis when dey has done sumting bad and i haz to corrects dem), "bitz" (dis is my affecshunate name), "kibitz" (dey don't really call me dis one much, but it is my reel kat name)
Got Papers? I'm a poster child for the melting pot.
Spayed/Neutered: Nope.
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Small
Appearance: Sleek
Coloring: Blonde, Brown, White, Red, Gray
Markings: Patchwork
My Favorite...Toys: tin foil (i is only allowed to have dis on speshul occashuns), plastic bags, little furry mouse
Words: fuds! i luv fuds!
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Indoors, and I know just the place
Intimacy: I run hot and cold
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: duznt remember so gud. i haz always had my same mummy since i wuz still drinking on a bottle. meebe dere wuz other kittys somewheres...
Strong Suits: i iz a gud riter for da internets. how meny kittys you know does dis?
My Ideal First Date Would Be: date? why i needs more peeples? dey gives me fuds?
