|Last Login: 2 years ago||Member Since: January, 2009|
"Watch out, he's a biter!"
Age: 1[human year]
Looking For: a pen pal, a play pal, a purely functional union
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Male - Single and Satisfied
My Claim to Fame: I bite your ankles, your feet, your neck, pretty much whatever I can fit my teeth around... and I talk to everyone!
Nicknames: Monkey, Evil
Astrological Sign: Cancer: June 21 - July 22
Got Papers? I'm a poster child for the melting pot.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Far, Far Away
I Prefer a Connection... Who said I was seeking?
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Afflictions and Maladies: I was adopted after I got in a big fight... I had a pin through my leg, but it's getting better all the time!
I Drink: Bowl Water
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
We Can't All Be Perfect! Insubordination
Turn Offs: whisker pullins
Turn Ons: head rubs, catnip
About My Family: My new friend Ryan adopted me from his girlfriend's animal clinic... I spent a lot of time there getting to know the ladies, but now I hang out on the futon and try to get in the bedroom whenever I can
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: ...through locked bars! I was in the radiology room getting regular X-Rays done on my broken leg (with the pin).
Relationship History: I'm still pretty young, but little is known about the first six months of my life... I broke my leg in a fight with a big dog, so when I tell the story, we were fighting over a girl!
Other Thoughts: Cheese!