Mammal → Alpaca
|Last Login: 4 years ago||Member Since: June, 2007|
"Cake or death."
Age: 8[human years]
Looking For: a no-strings romance
Available For: Dating, Breeding
Living With: Stray/Flying Solo
My Claim to Fame: I take care of my teeth.
Astrological Sign: Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Got Papers? I'm bred for... personality and intelligence.
Spayed/Neutered: Never had it, Never will.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Tattoos: If you ask nicely I may show you...
Afflictions and Maladies: None that I'd like to share.
Foods: Fajita poppers.
Toys: It would be impolite for me to say.
Words: "Wanna get lucky?"
Sights: Me in a mirror.
My Dislikes: Casseroles.
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Milk
I Eat: Anything and Everything
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: How about I groom you? ;)
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on *your* mood ;)
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: How about a wrestle?
Eat Poop? I kicked the habit
We Can't All Be Perfect! Excessive Saliva
Turn Ons: Anything with a pulse.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: I'm not telling!
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites I read Mad Magazine. It exercises my brain.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: ...where I didn't have to pay.
Relationship History: Let's not talk about that.