Cat → Domestic Shorthair
|Last Login: 5 years ago||Member Since: April, 2007|
"fat and grumpy and looking for love"
Age: 16[human years]
Looking For: a clue--is this for real?
Available For: Messaging
Living With: It's Complicated
My Claim to Fame: I'm ancient, clawless and spherical, but I still chase other cats out of the house (and then get stuck halfway through the cat door). Rub my fuzzy tummy, stroke me with my flea comb and tell me I'm beautiful.
Nicknames: Gildy, Muffin, Muffinbutt, Butt
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Definite Plus-Size
Markings: None That I Know Of
Tricks: being so fat
Treats: more cat food
Foods: cat food, the occasional tiny bite of salmon or chicken, nothing else appeals
Toys: air molecules
Words: 'hello muffin'
Sights: patch of sunlight
Websites: my human handles those things
My Dislikes: other cats getting near my human
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I groom myself, ... on my terms
Religious or Ideological Preference: Other
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Yes. Next question?
Bathroom Habits: Depends on My Mood
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
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