Mammal → Critter → Hamster → Dwarf Russian
Orlando, FL
| Last Login: 1 year ago | Member Since: June, 2007 |
"Still making those lefts in Heaven"
Age: 1[human year]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a pen pal
Available For: Friends
Living With: It's Complicated
My Claim to Fame: I only go to the left. When running around, I only turned to the left. Often while moving forward, I would stop to make a quick spin left and then continue moving. Even running in my wheel was difficult, as I had to stop every 5 seconds and make a half turn to the left... Oh, and the pic isn't me (never took a pic). My hammy friend to right looks ALOT like me (Image from HamsterForPresident.com).
Nicknames: Widdy, Widdershits, Turner
Spayed/Neutered: Nope.
Body Size: Small
Appearance: Shaggy
Coloring: Brown, White
Markings: Splotches
Afflictions and Maladies: Well... I kinda sorta died of a massive tumor at just under one year old (Don't worry, it didn't hurt)... But I'm in hammy heaven now, so I traded it for a pair of fluffy wings.
My Favorite...Tricks: Turning left while I'm turning left
Foods: Seeds, letttuce, carrots
Toys: Toilet paper rolls
My Dislikes: Being held. I'll bite you, and then quickly pee on you.
Religious or Ideological Preference: Pastafarian (FSM)
I Sleep: Eternally, R.I.P.
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
We Can't All Be Perfect! Public Modesty Issues
Turn Offs: Turning right and being in your hand
Turn Ons: Turning left and pooping in your hand
Strong Suits: Turning left
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: THOUGHT about turning right. What was I thinking?
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Do I even have to say it?
The Perfect Day For Me: Watching NASCAR. Those guys get paid to turn left all day.
