Reptiles/Amphibians → Lizard → Gecko
Titusville, FL
| Last Login: 123 days ago | Member Since: August, 2007 |
"Give me crickets...or I'll jump on your face"
Age: 7[human years]
Gender: Male
Looking For: a no-strings romance
Available For: Messaging, Friends, Dating
Living With: Female - Single and Searching
My Claim to Fame: I'll jump high...even if I don't make it to the ceiling
Nicknames: Fatty, Faaaatttttyyy, Fatty Fat, Mr. Fat
Astrological Sign: Aries: March 21 - April 19
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Never had it, Never will.
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... Only of the Same Species
Weight: 0-4 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Appearance: It's Complicated
Tattoos: Not where you could see...
Coloring: Gold
Markings: None That I Know Of
Afflictions and Maladies: I have no eyelids...I never blink...or sleep
My Favorite...Tricks: Backflip attempts to reach the ceiling
Treats: Honey
Foods: Crickets, mealworms, and honey
Toys: The cricket bringer's shoulder
Words: Crickets, Ladies
Noises: The sound of my own plop on the floor
Sights: Crickets and lady lizards
Websites: I'm not really an internet lizard
My Dislikes: Kitties and slippery walls
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: No Habla Bana
Clothing: I want no part of it
Religious or Ideological Preference: Agnostic
Loner or a Joiner? Joiner - The more the merrier!
Fight or Flight? Sit Back and Watch
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's Walked?
I Sleep: Rarely
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: I like to be cuddled
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Escaping Cage/Etc
Turn Offs: No crickets, no golden lady lizard, and being sprayed in the face with the water bottle!
Turn Ons: A golden lady lizard, and more crickets!
About My Family: I have my own space, but I have seen two furballs and a tall cricket bringer
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: In college. I was young and muscular. Not much has changed, lady lizards...
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: The cricket bringer let me sit on her knee while watching the magical moving pictures that are trapped in the big box. I saw the shiny white ceiling, and it didn't look too far away. Long story short, I did not quite make it...by about 6 feet.
Strong Suits: I am incredibly well built and acrobatic...what's up lady lizards?
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Try to jump to the ceiling
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Lounging on my branch, waiting for crickets, and hanging out with the cricket bringer
My Ideal First Date Would Be: On my biggest branch, sharing cricket hunts.
The Perfect Day For Me: Cricket day!
Relationship History: I've been burned before by love...
Other Thoughts: Bring me crickets!!!
Mortecai
