Horse → Mustang
Oviedo, FL
| Last Login: 59 days ago | Member Since: July, 2007 |
"Desperately Seeking Mustang Sally"
Age: 11[human years]
Gender: Parts...unknown
Looking For: a pen pal, a no-strings romance
Available For: Messaging, Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I am tall, dark and studly. I was born to be wild and still yearn for my bad boy days. Life as a "convict" has its strong points - steady meals and love from my human but it gets so frustrating, I end up banging my head against the wall. Entertain me with tales of wild abandon! My motto is "Run like hell and ask questions later!!!"
Nicknames: Taco, Monkey
Astrological Sign: Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 200-1999 lbs
Body Size: Fit and Trim
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: Yes! Wanna see?
Coloring: Brown, Black
Markings: All That and More
Afflictions and Maladies: Ultra sensitive
My Favorite...Tricks: I can smile and reach my head higher than anyone!
Treats: Carrots, of course
Foods: Fresh green grass
Words: Happy, healthy
Noises: The sound of a feed bucket
Sights: My mom
Websites: www.blm.gov
My Dislikes: Solitary confinement, flies
For Friends, I Prefer: No Preference
I Drink: Bowl Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I like to be brushed
Religious or Ideological Preference: Spiritual
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on *your* mood ;)
Fight or Flight? Run Away!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: What's a Leash?
I Sleep: With My Animal Amigo(s)
Bathroom Habits: Anytime, Anywhere
Intimacy: Not on the first date
Eat Poop? Heck, no!
We Can't All Be Perfect! Dirt
Turn Offs: Girls that squeal and then bite or kick
Turn Ons: You've got to smell good - I do.
About My Family: I have lots of brothers and sisters - Reno and Sierra are equines, like me; Kira, Fiona, Corkie, Tiger and Leiden are of the canine variety; and Cuddles, Bangle, Beijin and Shamu constitute the feline contingent. My dad's a redneck plumber and my mom's a laywer/author.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: I first met my mom when she adopted me in May of 1997. I met my dad later that day when we got to the house. I wasn't my mom's first choice but fate was on my side. Now I'm her favorite.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: How I was such an ugly duckling and grew up to be such a handsome man.
Strong Suits: My personality and my looks - I have a perfect diamond on my forhead.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Run like mad through the woods for no apparent reason until my mom fell off and got hurt.
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Sleeping, eating and playing with Reno and Sierra.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: A little sniffing and a jog through the woods.
The Perfect Day For Me: Wake up happy, eat a prepared breakfast, eat grass all day, take a nap, have a prepared dinner, relax and get a good night's sleep.
Relationship History: My first girlfriend was Mariah, a flashy tri-colored girl. She used to kick the crap out of me. Now I live with a tri-colored girl who also bites and kicks. What's with these girls with attitude. I love to kiss on the first date!
