Dog → Beagle
Tampa, FL
| Last Login: 101 days ago | Member Since: August, 2007 |
"I miss you and you haven't even left yet!"
Age: 10[human years]
Gender: Female
Looking For: a no-strings romance
Available For: Friends
Living With: Family
My Claim to Fame: I snort therefore I am...nothing but a hound-dog.
Nicknames: Brandeedo, My Girl, Stupid Dog, Miss Piggy, Snortmiester
Astrological Sign: Virgo: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22
Got Papers? Don't ask; Don't tell.
Spayed/Neutered: Yeah. So?
I'm Looking for Someone... Surprise me!
I Prefer a Connection... I have no idea. Surprise me!
Weight: 10-24 lbs
Body Size: Height/Weight Proportionate
Appearance: Sleek
Tattoos: None. Mom won't let me.
Coloring: White, Auburn
Afflictions and Maladies: I have an intimate relationship with my blankie. Oh and I love litter box crunchies (aka, cat poo).
My Favorite...Tricks: Whatever it takes to get free food.
Treats: Edible ones.
Foods: Anything and everything...except veggies and fruits.
Toys: My cat toy. No, not the ones I live with - it's stuffed.
Words: "I love you Brandy!"
Noises: Mom's car pulling into the garage.
Sights: Mom!
Websites: Petentials.com!
My Dislikes: Being left alone :(
For Friends, I Prefer: People to other animals
I Drink: Bottled/Filtered Water
I Eat: Whenever I Can
Size Preference: No Preference
Grooming: I like to be brushed
Religious or Ideological Preference: Spiritual
Loner or a Joiner? It depends on my mood
Fight or Flight? Bring It On!
When Walked, I Prefer to Be: Wandering Solo
I Sleep: With My Human Amigo(s)
Bathroom Habits: You tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine
Intimacy: How about a wrestle?
Eat Poop? Yeah, but don't judge me by it
We Can't All Be Perfect! Escaping Cage/Etc
Turn Offs: veges
Turn Ons: when you scratch that one spot, oh, yeah, right there, faster, faster
About My Family: I live with my wonderful humans - my mom, my dad, and my half sister - but I love mom best! I also have another half sister (she's human too) who moved away, but she comes to visit me. There are also two felines in the family - miss Ava (who thinks she's all that) and Gabrielle (who doesn't like hangin' with any of us). She's a strange cat.
I First Met My Human Guardian(s)...: ...when they came to my birthplace two doors down from their house (I sneak out and run back there every chance I get, just to visit). They brought me home when I was 10 weeks old. They knew I was the one after I peed on my older half sister. Mom liked me best because I have pretty eyes.
My Guardian's Favorite Story About Me: ...the one where I defended my family against this nasty opossum with nasty teeth or maybe the one where I climbed the split-leaf philodendron to walk the wall in the backyard only to fall off. I can't decide.
Strong Suits: I'm very loyal, brave, and protective of my family.
The Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: That would be walking the wall in the backyard. Did I mention that I fell off?
Hobbies/Pastimes/Activites Cornering opossums and armadillos. Sniffing. Sniffing everything, you know, nose to the ground type. Especially while on my patrol.
My Ideal First Date Would Be: Over a big juicy steak.
The Perfect Day For Me: Sleeping in with mom and everyone staying home with me.
Relationship History: I hate being alone...so I might be known as a little clingy.
Other Thoughts: Time for sniff-patrol.
Harry Smith
