There's really no better way to put it, I think I've developed a fear of the smell of my butt... I'll explain...

I moaned, barked, and whined all morning because I had to use the b-room, and of course I want to do that kind of thing outside of the house. Unfortunately, it totally spaced my mind to actually go when I was out there. When I came in, it was too late, so I had to use the carpet.

This is where things get weird(as if pooping on your bed isn't enough)...

I kept moaning, barking, and whining - and even I do not know why. Drew, my owner, took me outside. I walked out a few steps, smelled my butt, and it scared the living heck out of me! I ran as fast as I could towards the door trying to get inside. He just stood there, as if the smell of my butt wasn't totally freaky! So, I mustered up some courage, took a few steps, and smelled it again. SAME! Scared me so bad my tail went between my legs and I ran to the door, whining again.

So I'm scared everyone thinks I'm a freak now, and I probably am. Drop me a line if your a bit off the rocker yourself and maybe we can share some stories !!! Also, if you think you might have an answer for me you can leave me a comment and let me know what the heck is wrong with me!