Humans/Guardians

So my mommy and Daddy have these things called fish. They got them in the last three weeks. I have to tell you that they spend a ton of time looking at these fish. All their attention used to be given to me and now their attention is divided. I need a new friend to keep my busy.

me and my uncool sister pearl had friend request from a dog and an bug. heres the problem, my human, accidently declined their request , she did not mean too. i don't know where her head is sometimes. if you two who sent request,are out there. you two know who you are if you want to be our homeboys, please request us again, me not pearl, hee, hee, hee. peace out. eboney.

My humans were out all day on Saturday, but on Sunday they planted stuff in the garden and let me lay around outside in the sun on the cool grass and lick my bone and play with my ball.

The boy next door came over and threw my ball but it went too far and I forgot about the long leash on me and flipped over completely when the leash pulled me back. Mommy was laughing but then she came and hugged me and kissed me and pet my coat. Daddy did too. They love me. I'm a lucky dog.

This afternoon, a human bird guardian woman stood in my yard for 15 minutes or more calling, "Sexy!... Sexy!..." I'm a pretty humble amphib (I think the phrase is "I'm no prince"), so I reckoned she wasn't summoning me--especially since she was neck-up to the tree the entire time. It seems as though her feathered friend had flown the fcage and chosen my tree as its halfway house. I had to hop along to work, so I don't know how long the drama continued, but my point in mentioning it is as follows: